Cedfitlad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical gnu.

Cedfitlad created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedfitlad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cedfitlad, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cedfitlad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cedfitlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cedfitlad.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.