Nelljatmig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awesome chicken.

Nelljatmig created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nelljatmig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nelljatmig, she will not care at all.

Nelljatmig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nelljatmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.