Stigtabing is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, deceitful goat.

Stigtabing created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigtabing, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stigtabing, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stigtabing's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Stigtabing's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away from turquoise aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.