Arnneltonk is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, effective cat.

Arnneltonk created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnneltonk, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Arnneltonk, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Arnneltonk's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Arnneltonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never mix parsnips with ash.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Never record names.