Dodgessgab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unselfish donkey.

Dodgessgab created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodgessgab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dodgessgab, it will strike you with lightening.

Dodgessgab's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dodgessgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near ducks while wearing gray jumpers and balancing eight nickel spheres on your feet.

5. Do not fashion tools from silicon.