Cabsogcad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, prudent pigeon.

Cabsogcad created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabsogcad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cabsogcad, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cabsogcad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cabsogcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with pride.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Cabsogcad loves manatees, so they must be respected.