Podsisraw is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever centipede.

Podsisraw created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podsisraw, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Podsisraw, he will think nothing of it.

Podsisraw's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Podsisraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six voles near walls.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always act with patience.