Betvongep is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, boastful duck.

Betvongep created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betvongep, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Betvongep, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Betvongep's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Betvongep's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never hop in the presence of cats.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Never eat onions on days of mourning.