Tigflabhaksand is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful lizard.

Tigflabhaksand created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigflabhaksand, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tigflabhaksand, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tigflabhaksand's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tigflabhaksand's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during winter.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.