Venhin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, emotional centipede.

Venhin created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venhin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Venhin, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Venhin's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Venhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not prepare spinach while filled with pride.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Never touch water while blessed.