Mipwikniggub Konkapnan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered eagle.

Mipwikniggub Konkapnan created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Mipwikniggub Konkapnan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mipwikniggub Konkapnan, it will make you grow a tail.

Mipwikniggub Konkapnan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Mipwikniggub Konkapnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Heed all dreams.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.