Cipzaglarnren Zoghapfem is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful
troll.
Cipzaglarnren Zoghapfem created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cipzaglarnren Zoghapfem, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Cipzaglarnren Zoghapfem, she will destroy your favourite star.
Cipzaglarnren Zoghapfem's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Cipzaglarnren Zoghapfem's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Cipzaglarnren Zoghapfem's priests.
2. Never mix gooseberries with water.
3. Do not bounce at crossroads.
4. Never handle iron while unclean.
5. Always act with patience.