Cambumtar is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unselfish ant.

Cambumtar created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cambumtar, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cambumtar, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cambumtar's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cambumtar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink geese, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always obey Cambumtar's priests.

4. Never feed pineapples to goats while wearing cyan tights.

5. Do not kill ants.