Panfubfonpod is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful frog.

Panfubfonpod created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Panfubfonpod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Panfubfonpod, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Panfubfonpod's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Panfubfonpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.