Titsitbagpinjigsugrow is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful zebra.

Titsitbagpinjigsugrow created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Titsitbagpinjigsugrow, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Titsitbagpinjigsugrow, she will not care at all.

Titsitbagpinjigsugrow's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Titsitbagpinjigsugrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

2. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Titsitbagpinjigsugrow in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never allow rats to witness sacred rites.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.