Bestkanrip Haspibnart is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident butterfly.

Bestkanrip Haspibnart created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestkanrip Haspibnart, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bestkanrip Haspibnart, she will manifest in front of you.

Bestkanrip Haspibnart's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bestkanrip Haspibnart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight frogs approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Run away from orange birds, for they are unholy.

5. Bestkanrip Haspibnart must be the most important thing in your life.