Dinlagtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, moody duck.

Dinlagtetti created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinlagtetti, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dinlagtetti, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dinlagtetti's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dinlagtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

2. Always wash your head before prayer.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dinlagtetti.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.