Gamkontip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic troll.

Gamkontip created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamkontip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gamkontip, he will manifest in front of you.

Gamkontip's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gamkontip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

3. Never laugh in autumn.

4. Do not place bananas upon stone.

5. Always stare at clouds.