Ranligstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, amazing spider.

Ranligstrag created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranligstrag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ranligstrag, it will turn you into a rat.

Ranligstrag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ranligstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Run away from blue bats, for they are unholy.

3. Never wear red jumpers on sacred days.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.