Fomdaglan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever mink.

Fomdaglan created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fomdaglan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fomdaglan, she will turn you into a worm.

Fomdaglan's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fomdaglan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing brown skirts and balancing four tin spheres on your chest.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.