Farnstighud is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, dishonest bee.

Farnstighud created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Farnstighud, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Farnstighud, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Farnstighud's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Farnstighud's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle tin while unclean.

2. Do not keep five badgers in a large pit.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.