Omtquatdid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, proud squirrel.

Omtquatdid created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtquatdid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Omtquatdid, he will send you a sign.

Omtquatdid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Omtquatdid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Never paint your neck gray.

3. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

4. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.