Ranlunbass is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless finch.

Ranlunbass created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranlunbass, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ranlunbass, she will think nothing of it.

Ranlunbass' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Ranlunbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Never eat melons on holy days.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Never talk about fire.