Gudwanmobgab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless pigeon.

Gudwanmobgab created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudwanmobgab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gudwanmobgab, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gudwanmobgab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gudwanmobgab's Holy Commandments

1. Gudwanmobgab loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never travel toward the east during winter.