Sabyoknart is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, amazing ant.

Sabyoknart created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sabyoknart, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sabyoknart, he will turn you into a snail.

Sabyoknart's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sabyoknart's Holy Commandments

1. Sabyoknart loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

3. Never adorn your back with blue markings.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always look after injured snakes.