Tikdanrot Ganpidgar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional bird.

Tikdanrot Ganpidgar created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikdanrot Ganpidgar, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tikdanrot Ganpidgar, she will think nothing of it.

Tikdanrot Ganpidgar's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tikdanrot Ganpidgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about dark matter near pigs while wearing gray shoes and balancing three copper spheres on your head.

5. Never feed lots of figs to dolphins while wearing red dresses.