Gumpigont is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, emotional dragon.

Gumpigont created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Gumpigont, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gumpigont, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gumpigont's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gumpigont's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed strawberries to seals while wearing red shorts.

4. Always count to six before sleeping.

5. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.