Wanpodbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humorless spider.

Wanpodbaf created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanpodbaf, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wanpodbaf, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wanpodbaf's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Wanpodbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Do not gather at doors at midday.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.