Bugfedyog is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, almighty salamander.

Bugfedyog created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugfedyog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bugfedyog, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bugfedyog's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bugfedyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black boots on sacred days.

2. You must love Bugfedyog.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Hide from gray badgers for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near sheep while wearing white skirts.