Flabflatlop is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, pitiless frog.

Flabflatlop created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabflatlop, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flabflatlop, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flabflatlop's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flabflatlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Do not hop at forests.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.