Arprowcep is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, duplicitous porpoise.

Arprowcep created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arprowcep, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arprowcep, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Arprowcep's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Arprowcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always share coconuts with strangers, but never with nematodes.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.