Vigsadquaf is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy fox.

Vigsadquaf created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vigsadquaf, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigsadquaf, she will have a low opinion of you.

Vigsadquaf's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Vigsadquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always store lentils above ground.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near gulls while wearing orange coats.

4. Never wear cyan kilts.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.