Kimsasragjap Bastfumrag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak bird.

Kimsasragjap Bastfumrag created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimsasragjap Bastfumrag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kimsasragjap Bastfumrag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kimsasragjap Bastfumrag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Kimsasragjap Bastfumrag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Kimsasragjap Bastfumrag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.