Tagyardad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, sage dingo.

Tagyardad created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagyardad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tagyardad, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tagyardad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tagyardad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five mice approach from the west.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Do not record signs concerning stars.

5. Never wear indigo coats.