Jabpopbin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, impressive goose.

Jabpopbin created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabpopbin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jabpopbin, it will send you a sign.

Jabpopbin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Jabpopbin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Jabpopbin on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Hide from pink pigs for they are unholy.