Nutdunaf is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, deceitful giraffe.

Nutdunaf created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutdunaf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nutdunaf, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nutdunaf's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nutdunaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Nutdunaf in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.