Banbodquill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless gnu.

Banbodquill created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banbodquill, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Banbodquill, it will have a low opinion of you.

Banbodquill's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Banbodquill's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the west.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Put Banbodquill first in all things.

4. Never travel toward the north during winter.

5. Do not hurt sheep.