Didkon is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered naga.

Didkon created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didkon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Didkon, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Didkon's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Didkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always remove ear rings before touching tin.

3. Never feed beans to nematodes while wearing orange kilts.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Always help sick horses.