Arppinwon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart owl.

Arppinwon created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arppinwon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Arppinwon, she will have a low opinion of you.

Arppinwon's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Arppinwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away if three snakes approach from the south.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Never travel toward the west during winter.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.