Safbopyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating aardvark.

Safbopyatt created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Safbopyatt, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Safbopyatt, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Safbopyatt's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Safbopyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Always treat horses with great respect.

5. Always remove stockings before touching nickel.