Rapbasstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage skunk.

Rapbasstaf created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rapbasstaf, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rapbasstaf, he will turn you into a worm.

Rapbasstaf's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Rapbasstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never allow dolphins to witness sacred rites.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Retreat if six manatees approach from the north.