Limcipmet is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring centipede.

Limcipmet created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limcipmet, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Limcipmet, she will think nothing of it.

Limcipmet's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Limcipmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Do not prepare rice while filled with joy.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Limcipmet loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.