Meggadgad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate donkey.

Meggadgad created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Meggadgad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Meggadgad, it will throw large rocks at you.

Meggadgad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Meggadgad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red turtles, for they are unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not hop at crossroads.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not listen to music.