Appyarpboss is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable duck.

Appyarpboss created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Appyarpboss, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Appyarpboss, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Appyarpboss' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Appyarpboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Never record names.

4. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Appyarpboss on top of important buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.