Nilltitstik is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful whale.

Nilltitstik created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilltitstik, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nilltitstik, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nilltitstik's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nilltitstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

3. Never gather nine whales near walls.

4. Never travel toward the north during summer.

5. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.