Wadzigbap Rullingwabrenmittig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced shark.

Wadzigbap Rullingwabrenmittig created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadzigbap Rullingwabrenmittig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wadzigbap Rullingwabrenmittig, she will have a low opinion of you.

Wadzigbap Rullingwabrenmittig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Wadzigbap Rullingwabrenmittig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Wadzigbap Rullingwabrenmittig loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Always look after injured tortoises.

5. Feed all hungry snails.