Labbagwod Bunquill is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing wren.

Labbagwod Bunquill created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labbagwod Bunquill, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Labbagwod Bunquill, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Labbagwod Bunquill's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Labbagwod Bunquill's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Never cross mountains at dusk.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about gravity.