Parkdunyogcusstabyarpflis is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish frog.

Parkdunyogcusstabyarpflis created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkdunyogcusstabyarpflis, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parkdunyogcusstabyarpflis, he will turn you into a worm.

Parkdunyogcusstabyarpflis' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Parkdunyogcusstabyarpflis' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

3. Never touch oil while tainted.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not hurt goats.