Wapnutthad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise fish.

Wapnutthad created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapnutthad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wapnutthad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Wapnutthad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Wapnutthad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not speak of spacetime near sacred fires.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Wapnutthad loves foxes, so they must be respected.