Gepceddog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane ferret.

Gepceddog created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepceddog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gepceddog, it will turn you into a dog.

Gepceddog's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Gepceddog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Do not drink alcohol.